Happy 30th Birthday Lady Gaga!
showing up at a party uninvited like
Lol they thought I was pushing them down the escalator
Vine by ashley raphael
be a good girl for daddy >: )
this made me horny
“we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone”
“we’re gonna have pizza”
“here’s 20$ go have some fun”
“we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds”
“you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it”
Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“
Me:
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
